We at TSH believe the chocolate makes the world go ‘round. We also believe in world peace; as such, we’re fairly certain the Crack Cake will help settle debates, make you the life of the party, and possibly get you out of a parking ticket (that last theory is untested, FYI). To ensure the maximum “Holy crap, that’s delicious!” effect, five layers of luscious-but-not-too-sweet smoked, salted caramel (plus a touch of bacon) are sandwiched between six layers of rich, dark chocolate bourbon cake, and enrobed in divine chocolate ganache. We know – it’s TOO much! (No, it isn’t.) Pro tip: pace yourselves with this one: deep breathing and dynamic stretching is recommended, because this cake is single-bite addictive!

Flavor notes: smoky, rye, intense, complex.

All cakes in Tri-State area (NY, NJ, CT) will be shipped UPS Ground and arrive in one day. All cakes outside the Tri-State area will be shipped UPS Next Day Air. Cake will arrive frozen. Please allow 4-5 hours to thaw. If multiple cakes are ordered, each cake will be boxed and shipped individually to avoid damage during transit. Cakes must be ordered by 12:00 PM ET for same day shipping.

Please note that the Salted Caramel Bourbon contains pork if this is of concern. Can be made "gluten-free" upon request.

The Salty Heifer

Michael and Paul

The Salty Heifer

The Salted Caramel Bourbon (aka The Crack Cake)

The Salty Heifer

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